Urban Dictionary: Definitions by stop lurking C:

jovan

slang for the sperm buildup in a college dorm's trashcan

nina: yo check out this trashcan, it smells like jovan!

a fatass guy with a small ass cock who got rejected 17 times in a row

oi, me mate can't seem to land a bird, he's such a kristian!

a fatass retard who got rejected by 17 girls in a row

oi, my mate can't seem to land a girl, he's such a kristian