kristian

a fatass guy with a small ass cock who got rejected 17 times in a row
oi, me mate can't seem to land a bird, he's such a kristian!
by stop lurking C: May 11, 2025
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kristian

a fatass retard who got rejected by 17 girls in a row
oi, my mate can't seem to land a girl, he's such a kristian
by stop lurking C: May 11, 2025
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jovan

slang for the sperm buildup in a college dorm's trashcan
nina: yo check out this trashcan, it smells like jovan!
by stop lurking C: May 11, 2025
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