Definitions by stop lurking C:

jovan 

slang for the sperm buildup in a college dorm's trashcan

nina: yo check out this trashcan, it smells like jovan!

jovan by stop lurking C: May 11, 2025

kristian 

a fatass guy with a small ass cock who got rejected 17 times in a row

oi, me mate can't seem to land a bird, he's such a kristian!

kristian by stop lurking C: May 11, 2025

kristian 

a fatass retard who got rejected by 17 girls in a row

oi, my mate can't seem to land a girl, he's such a kristian

kristian by stop lurking C: May 11, 2025