Callie, she is the most perfect woman anyone will meet. She brings joy when your feeling low and keeps you uplifted at your happiest. She keeps the ones she loves close to her heart, and she is the most loyal and caring girl that one will find. Her funny side is hard to find but once you find it and understand it it is hilarious she treats people right, and knows who her friends are. Overall callie is the most stunning blonde short athletic girl one could ever meet in their lifetime, and if you manage to get one in your life you will understand what true love is.
by Steve-o March 24, 2022

A curious phenomenon, most commonly exhibited by supporters of Liverpool Football Club, where an individual is completely unable to see the wood from the trees as far as making sensible, unbiased judgements about their football team’s performances is concerned.
The whole world could see that Liverpool were vastly inadequate but the supporters felt robbed and went to bed dreaming of past European victories and 1990s league wins.
by Steve-o May 09, 2005

preferring sex over something else.
by steve-o June 06, 2003

In self-defense, plant your foot on the other guy's balls and grab his feet (the steering wheel) and while gripping tightly, push down on the gas with your foot.
When Sven attempted to molest me, I applied the German gas pedal to his member and crushed his balls.
by Steve-O April 23, 2003

by Steve-O September 18, 2003

Callie is the most loving caring woman of all time she will pick you up when your down and will elevate you when your feeling your best. Her love is like a warm blanket perfect for any situation, she is a tad on the shorter side, athletic, and loves to no end and is the most loyal girl any guy can have as their girlfriend.
by Steve-o March 24, 2022
