piranhanoid

To be deathly afraid to go in the water for fear of being attacked by piranhas.

"A woman should never enter the river when menstruating, as this may attract piranhas. This is why so many women are totally piranhanoid."

by steve freund March 18, 2008

cosmosis

To become one with the universe, by just being.

"Dude, you seem so enlightened. Have you studied philosophy or meditation?."

"No, I have become one with the universe simply through cosmosis."

by steve freund September 24, 2007

financee

Someone you are engaged to strictly for financial reasons.

"He doesn't really love her, he loves her money. Until they actually get married, she is his financee."

by steve freund March 24, 2008

gropie

A touchy-feely chick who hangs around with musicians.

That chick sure loves our band, but she's always trying to touch me and feel me up. She's a real gropie.

by steve freund December 31, 2007