Definitions by steve freund

cosmosis

To become one with the universe, by just being.

"Dude, you seem so enlightened. Have you studied philosophy or meditation?."

"No, I have become one with the universe simply through cosmosis."

cosmosis by steve freund October 7, 2007

deletist

Someone who habitually deletes anything they can, automatically.

"Hey, did you get me last email"?
"Nah dude, it went right into the trash folder. Don't you know I am a deletist?".

deletist by steve freund October 4, 2007

canivorous 

A person who only eats canned foods.

"Honey, pizza sound good?"
"Sweetheart, you know I am canivorous. Let's pop open a can of beans instead."

canivorous by steve freund October 4, 2007

canivore 

Someone who is canivorous.

Pete only eats canned foods. He is a total canivore.

canivore by steve freund October 4, 2007