piranhanoid

To be deathly afraid to go in the water for fear of being attacked by piranhas.

"A woman should never enter the river when menstruating, as this may attract piranhas. This is why so many women are totally piranhanoid."

by steve freund March 18, 2008

drummer drama

Fits of emotional outbursts displayed by percussionists.

Dude, that band won't survive with all that drummer drama.

by steve freund October 19, 2007

deletist

Someone who habitually deletes anything they can, automatically.

"Hey, did you get me last email"?
"Nah dude, it went right into the trash folder. Don't you know I am a deletist?".

by steve freund September 22, 2007

taint faint

A numbness in the part of the body between the rectum and testicles, or rectum and vagina.

Riding that bike has made me numb down there. I think I have taint faint.

by steve freund October 18, 2007