Definitions by stayclassy

Modern Zombie 

A person who wears excessive makeup much too often, that if they were to remove it, their face looks unrecognizable, cadaverous, sickly, or washed-out. See Zombified for more detailed description.

He took a beauty home from the bar, and woke up next to an unrecognizable stranger.
A Grenade
A Modern Zombie.

Modern Zombie by StayClassy January 4, 2014

Anna, Tx 

A shithole town where a bunch of hicks live that have nothing better to do than make rumors and bullshit lies about innocent people because they are so bored with their own useless lives.

I live in Anna, Tx and I am an asshole.

Anna, Tx by stayclassy February 21, 2011