star8706's definitions

McNugget

1. A food item available at McDonalds, made of an unknown substance produced by "modern technology."

2. Asbestos singles

by star8706 February 1, 2003

heaven

A place that seems to get further and further away as humans' scientific knowledge improves.

About 100 years ago, Heaven was right above our heads. Then, when we started flying airplanes, it wasn't there, so it was moved right above the atmosphere. Finally, when we sent people into outer space and to the moon, it wasn't there either, so now Heaven is way past Pluto somewhere.

by star8706 November 7, 2003

blue screen of death

An 600 x 800, blue message screen generated by a fatal error on a computer using a version of Windows prior to Windows 2000. This screen also closes the program you are using and makes you automatically lose all your unsaved data.

"I just got a blue screen of death and lost all my hard work! AAAAHHH!"

by star8706 February 1, 2003

PITA

Pain in the, ummm... butt.

"Opening that bag of chips can be a real PITA."

by star8706 February 2, 2003

idinit

Isn't it. Used by Southerners who don't want to stoop down to "ain't", and therefore replace it with an equally incorrect word.

"The weather sure is perty, idinit it?"

by star8706 September 27, 2003