punching the bald clown

Yet another term for jerking off, it also is one of the funniest ones.

Mattnever gets laid cuz he'd rather punch the bald clown.

by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005

Satan

The guy to whom the Stones give sympathy (they call him the devil).

Pleased to meet you
Won't you turn my way?

by staccato brainstem February 14, 2005

duggy

Someone who is very cool and well-dressed.

Mah man Antonius is always duggy around dem bitches!

by staccato brainstem February 16, 2005

give her the malt

Term for the consummation of a sex act. Origin from Andrew Dice Clay (I think).

We had fun last night...I gave her the malt and fell asleep.

by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005

Mountain William

1. A fuckin' stupid,ignorant hick.
2. Word play for "hillbilly".

Cletus is one dumb Mountain William.

by staccato brainstem February 14, 2005

talking to Ralph on the white telephone

Vomiting most profusely.

Man, after drinking that 151, I talked to Ralph on the white telephone.

by staccato brainstem June 17, 2005

duck

An annoying girlfriend/wife that quacks you up.

That duck of mine, all she does is QUACK, QUACK, QUACK!!!

by staccato brainstem February 17, 2005