staccato brainstem's definitions

talking to Ralph on the white telephone

Vomiting most profusely.

Man, after drinking that 151, I talked to Ralph on the white telephone.

by staccato brainstem June 17, 2005

Mountain William

1. A fuckin' stupid,ignorant hick.
2. Word play for "hillbilly".

Cletus is one dumb Mountain William.

by staccato brainstem February 14, 2005

duggy

Someone who is very cool and well-dressed.

Mah man Antonius is always duggy around dem bitches!

by staccato brainstem February 16, 2005

punching the bald clown

Yet another term for jerking off, it also is one of the funniest ones.

Mattnever gets laid cuz he'd rather punch the bald clown.

by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005

fistina

Another(!) term for masturbation.
See also Rosey Palm and Her Five Sisters, Punching the Bald Clown, and Jerking Off.

I had nothing going on, so Fistina paid me a visit.

by staccato brainstem February 23, 2005

duck

An annoying girlfriend/wife that quacks you up.

That duck of mine, all she does is QUACK, QUACK, QUACK!!!

by staccato brainstem February 17, 2005

Laughing Sam's Dice

LSD. Comes from a really wild song by Jimi Hendrix, "The Stars That Play With Laughing Sam's Dice." AKA "STP With LSD." Sounds REALLY good with Laughing Sam, himself.

Don't open that door!
Don't open that door!
Don't open that door!
That's the way it goes...

by staccato brainstem February 17, 2005