3 definitions by squirtcobain
The best drummer around, some maybe argue that robert keating deserves that title but no. Ryan McMahon is also owner to arguably the nicest hair in the world.
“Have you ever seen Robert Keating try and drum”
“No lmao, Ryan Mcmahon is the only drummer ever”
“You are correct”
“No lmao, Ryan Mcmahon is the only drummer ever”
“You are correct”
by squirtcobain April 22, 2021
“Oh what is the name of the guy in the band Inhaler, the best me ever”
“Ryan McMahon, Josh Jenkinson”
“NO”
“Oh you mean Louis Lambert@
“Ryan McMahon, Josh Jenkinson”
“NO”
“Oh you mean Louis Lambert@
by squirtcobain April 22, 2021
*noun*
1) When an idea or concept shakes your wife's previously held beliefs or assumptions about the nature of reality. Especially applies when that prevents you from getting laid when you otherwise would have.
2) When life absolutely shatters your sense of self so severely that it reduces you to a defeatist, beta coward who lets life take everything he loves away from him.
*verb*
3) When someone plants a seed in your girl's mind that consequently leads to her leaving you.
1) When an idea or concept shakes your wife's previously held beliefs or assumptions about the nature of reality. Especially applies when that prevents you from getting laid when you otherwise would have.
2) When life absolutely shatters your sense of self so severely that it reduces you to a defeatist, beta coward who lets life take everything he loves away from him.
*verb*
3) When someone plants a seed in your girl's mind that consequently leads to her leaving you.
1) "I watched Inception last night with my wife and she ended up laying awake all night reading reddit threads about it trying to make sense of the film. It totally cockblocked me as well. What a mindcuck."
2) "I just learned that my girlfriend is actually my sibling who was separated at birth. My whole reality is upside down. What a mindcuck..."
3) "Hey, Cindy. Is that what your husband drives? Wow, has he ever heard of a gym? Where does he work? Arby's?"
6 months later...
"I'm glad you left your husband, Cindy. He was dead weight. You're looking hella attractive by the way. Have you been working out?"
2) "I just learned that my girlfriend is actually my sibling who was separated at birth. My whole reality is upside down. What a mindcuck..."
3) "Hey, Cindy. Is that what your husband drives? Wow, has he ever heard of a gym? Where does he work? Arby's?"
6 months later...
"I'm glad you left your husband, Cindy. He was dead weight. You're looking hella attractive by the way. Have you been working out?"
by squirtcobain January 28, 2023