3 definitions by squelch is lord
Sam is someone who always looks like he’s squatting. He pretends he’s fit, but the only sport he can do is the one with the ‘E’ in front of it. Can be charming. When you first meet him he’s a lovely fellow, always kind helping out, joking around. Things turn around after you dig deeper. Gold digger. Grave digger. Minor annoyance. Major annoyance. Sam is lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and questionable. He is also straight.
by squelch is lord November 29, 2019
A fucking fuckhole who annoys the fucking fuck out of everyone. She goes fucking on and on about how her fucking urban ducking dictionary fucking definition is fucking Disney fucking Princess. But that’s fucking about to fucking change right fucking now.
Also she fuckin does love fucking people.
Also she fuckin does love fucking people.
by squelch is lord April 23, 2019
An extravagantly ugly personage that ayo for some reason likes!
Smells of expired milk.
Loves breathing.
Smells of expired milk.
Loves breathing.
by squelch is lord April 23, 2019