103 definitions by spotlight ah moonlight ah

america

a joke

america is so fucking close to anarchy

by spotlight ah moonlight ah May 11, 2022

It’s been a while

That thing u say to your ex or friend when it’s been a while and you don’t want to live without them

Hey, it’s been a while.

by spotlight ah moonlight ah June 19, 2023

acid dough

THE REASON GOD EXISTS

BOMB ASS BUD OML

buyer: ayo whats the strain?
plug: acid dough
buyer: OHHHHH SHIDDDD

by spotlight ah moonlight ah May 18, 2022

miscarriage

a god given abortion.

whats red, 6 inches long, and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her? her miscarriage.

by spotlight ah moonlight ah December 27, 2022

miscarriage

a god - given abortion

whats red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her? her miscarriage :)))

by spotlight ah moonlight ah January 3, 2022

laugh tolerance

When you would’ve laughed so hard at something but now your reformed and your out of rehab and you don’t laugh as much; you still find the thing that you were laughing at equally funny, but you don’t physically laugh as much anymore.

Old me: MPFFTTTT LMFAO THIS IS SO FUNNY ROFL
Reformed me: *slight chuckle* ha. That’s cool, but I am building a laugh tolerance.

by spotlight ah moonlight ah May 2, 2023

HalleluJah

Spotlight ah moonlight ah.

HE WAS THE SAVIOR AND NOW THE APOCALYPSE IS HERE HALLELUJAH #LLJ IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER SON AND HOLY SPIRIT JAHMEN

by spotlight ah moonlight ah January 15, 2023