Judgement Day

January 20th.

When the tangerine tyrant takes control of the us, 4 horsemen will come, the white horse, the black, the red, and the pale; repent! Judgement Day is nigh!

by spotlight ah moonlight ah December 13, 2024

Ballin

To truly be ballin, you must have in your possession:
1. Money
2. Bitches

Wooooo! I’m ballin!

by spotlight ah moonlight ah September 16, 2023

president brandon

president brandon is the best president of the us, bar none. he has done such wonders as destroying our economy, hiking our gas prices up, and eating ice cream.

oh, how i love president brandon-chan.

by spotlight ah moonlight ah August 01, 2022

america

a joke

america is so fucking close to anarchy

by spotlight ah moonlight ah May 10, 2022

mountain dew

a drink that gives you supernatural powers.

mountain dew? dew the dew before the dew does you!!

by spotlight ah moonlight ah December 27, 2021

Xnxx

Somewhere where your information is being stolen.

Xnxx is the best porn site ever but it comes at a price: your soul

by spotlight ah moonlight ah June 28, 2023

the public education system

A 13 year hellish ultramarathon of Simon says.

The public education system is a disgrace.

by spotlight ah moonlight ah July 20, 2023