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The Bagel

An item in the world of YouTube Poop, it is ether Mama Luigi's favorite food, or a magic health item that he can summon at his command.
You know what they say in Broklen! YOU MUST DIE! Or, is it The Bagel?
by Splek January 22, 2009
mugGet the The Bagelmug.

Stone Football

A stone that Mama Luigi carved into a Football. It sometimes can kill Mario. Mario and Mama Luigi always debate if it is a Stone or a Football, and this battle will go on until the end of time itself.
Mama Luigi: Mario! Look what I made! Itsa Football!

Mario: Its a Stone Luigi! You didint make it!

Mama Luigi: *Shakes Head* Its a Football! I chiseled it!

Mario: Stone!

Mama Luigi: Football!

Mario: OBJECTION! Its a Stone Luigi!

Mama Luigi: Its a Football! I chiseled it!

Stone Football~
by Splek January 22, 2009
mugGet the Stone Footballmug.

Sex Move

No matter what you look up on Urban Dictionary, at least one definition WILL be an absurd sex move. Usually involves taking a dump on your partner.
Background Kid 1: Dude, I looked up "Porcupine" on Urban Dictionary and it was a sex move!

Background Kid 2: If I was any less surprised right now my brain would shut down.

Background Kid 1: I looked up "Urban Dictionary" and that was a sex move, too!

Background Kid 2: *dies*
by Splek February 19, 2009
mugGet the Sex Movemug.

AdBlock

A vary useful and must-have application for Firefox (firefox.exe). It is the best way to surf the web seamlessly and a good way to rape anyone who attempts to sell you dumb crap you'll never want.
Guy1: Did you see that ad on your home page?

Guy2: Hell no! I gots me AdBlock Plus! So those posers can suck my Joystick!
by Splek December 9, 2008
mugGet the AdBlockmug.

Beer Zombie

Someone who is drunk 24/7. So drunk they are believed to have passed away, while their body is still alive and is now running on nothing but alcohol. This type of Zombie is usually vary neutral, and won't try to eat you. Although it is a fun idea to invite him over to your house to play video games with one, it is not suggested, because they will piss on everything you own.
Man: Hey dude, you see A.J. anywhere?
Dude: No- wait, HES BEHIND YOU!!!
Beer Zombie: ahaghjshjj *falls over*
by Splek January 1, 2009
mugGet the Beer Zombiemug.

The Enclosed Instruction Book

1. A video game guide booklet that comes packaged with the CD-i game "Hotel Mario".

2. A vary powerful item in the world of YouTube Poop, it has various abilities, and has enough power to even destroy God Luigi, the final form of Gay Luigi. It is believed to be controlled by Mario.
1. If you need instructions on howta get through duh hotels, check out The Enclosed Instruction Book.

2. Mah Boi, The Enclosed Instruction Book is what ALL true warriors STRIVE for!
by Splek January 22, 2009
mugGet the The Enclosed Instruction Bookmug.

Triforce of Spaghetti

An item in the world of YouTube Poop. It is used to protect The King. Its powers are currently unknown, as it has made no appearances. Not to be mistaken with the Triforce of Wisdom.
I'll take the Triforce of Spaghetti to protect me! If you dont hear from me in a month, send Lotsa Spaghetti!
by Splek January 22, 2009
mugGet the Triforce of Spaghettimug.

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