3 definitions by splashy daddy
fuckaduck is the action of fucking a duck 🦆. usually occurs more in horny and depressed males ages 7-23. a total stoner who sniffs crack off of a duck’s bill. not only do they fuck ducks, but ducks fuck them too. the action of being fucked by a duck is called duckafuck. female ducks usually do this to gain pride so that they can get a male partner. jk. they just want dick.
by splashy daddy January 14, 2019
a couple who likes to get down and dirty in the mud or who lick powdered sugar pit of each other’s belly buttons.
by splashy daddy January 14, 2019
Looks like lord farquaad from shrek but shorter. has no boobs and is basically a small hamster that can do math. i don’t know what’s worse, her sweatstains or her ability to throw a football correctly. can be a bitch at times, and by times i mean all the goddamn time.
dude: guess who saw one of the characters from shrek?
dude 2: you? and where?
dude: i saw lord farquaad in the hallway!!
dude 2: bro... that is gaby!!! xd rawr
dude 2: you? and where?
dude: i saw lord farquaad in the hallway!!
dude 2: bro... that is gaby!!! xd rawr
by splashy daddy September 14, 2018