splashy daddy's definitions

Gaby

Looks like lord farquaad from shrek but shorter. has no boobs and is basically a small hamster that can do math. i don’t know what’s worse, her sweatstains or her ability to throw a football correctly. can be a bitch at times, and by times i mean all the goddamn time.

dude: guess who saw one of the characters from shrek?
dude 2: you? and where?
dude: i saw lord farquaad in the hallway!!
dude 2: bro... that is gaby!!! xd rawr

by splashy daddy September 14, 2018

muddy buddies

a couple who likes to get down and dirty in the mud or who lick powdered sugar pit of each other’s belly buttons.

Girl: Yo wanna be muddy buddies?
Boy: Helllll yeah I do cover me in chocolate and call daddy.

by splashy daddy January 14, 2019

fuckaduck/duckafuck

fuckaduck is the action of fucking a duck 🦆. usually occurs more in horny and depressed males ages 7-23. a total stoner who sniffs crack off of a duck’s bill. not only do they fuck ducks, but ducks fuck them too. the action of being fucked by a duck is called duckafuck. female ducks usually do this to gain pride so that they can get a male partner. jk. they just want dick.

dude: bro i want to fuckaduck/duckafuck

dude 2: dude i was duckafucked, not worth it

by splashy daddy January 14, 2019