spiffing chap's definitions

1x1

a penis that is apprximately 1 inch long and 1 inch wide. often referred to as a sqode as it is a square chode

haha! you have a 1x1!!

by spiffing chap September 1, 2010

slappywap

when your penis or balls slap upon your legs whilst running or moving

he got real bad slappywap whilst running down the stairs

by spiffing chap September 1, 2010

Spiff-Diddy-Spiffing

a word for describing a truely great event. i.e something you have found spiffing

Basically a more elaborate form of spiffing

Q: how was your day?
A: Spiff-diddy-spiffing!

by spiffing chap September 1, 2010