sphinctar's definitions

ass crack butterfly

When you stick you dick parallel to the cornhole of a girl and slide up and down her ass crack, thus, making your dick look like the thorax and the cheeks looking like the wings.

Zach said he wouldn't mind give Raggity an ass crack butterfly, I wouldn't mind, either.

by Sphinctar October 5, 2004

spoonie mcbackpocket

To put a spoon inside someones back pocket when they arent looking

I just gave Mr. B a Spoonie McBackpocket, then i stole his pens when he leaned over. And Jordan raped him.

by Sphinctar May 8, 2003

prarie dog

When you gotta poop so bad that the poo pops out and goes back in, just like a prarie dog does.

I think I'm gonna go prarie dog hunting but first i gotta poo cause i'm prarie doggin it.

by Sphinctar May 12, 2004

Choking the Chicken

To kill a chicken by strangulation

Wow look at him choke that chicken and by that i mean he is not masturbating

by Sphinctar May 8, 2003

Saucer Cups

When someone has nipples as big as saucer cups.

I might rest my coffee on those saucer cups.

by Sphinctar May 8, 2003

Stroking the Salami

To rub a piece of meat for a better taste

That butcher really knows how to stroke his salami

by Sphinctar May 8, 2003

Jeans McJumpsuit

When your blue jeans go up past your shirt and come out as a collar.

Jeff sydor is gay

by Sphinctar March 17, 2004