bertie bellend

an idiot

"you see that guy cross the motorway without looking?"

"what a bertie bellend"

by southwalessniper July 04, 2012

paraphobeanoid

a person who is paranoid about developing a phobia of paranoia.

1st man: whats up with him?

2nd man: hes a paraphobeanoid!

by southwalessniper November 24, 2009

naked bed wrestling

an alternative word to sex

1st man: whats all the bangin coming from upstairs?

2nd man: its peter and john their naked bed wrestling the dirty bumlovers!

by southwalessniper December 26, 2009

cockbanger

an insult wich originates from barry in south wales u.k which is used as an alternative to, fag, queer, faggot, bumlover, poo pirate, fudge packer and so on

1st man: whys that guy looking at me like that?

2nd man: 'cos hes a cockbanger, didnt you know?

by southwalessniper December 06, 2009

Slud

Slap and Thud in one word, the sound a .22 air rifle pellet makes when it hits a pidgeon.

man A: I went hunting today.
man B: You catch anything?
man A: Yeah, i hit a wood pidgeon right in the boiler room, you shouldve heard the SLUD!

by southwalessniper July 10, 2012

muvva

welsh derogatory term for a persons mother meant as an insult which usually follows a question.

1st man: wosapnin bruv

2nd man: your muvva, thats wosapnin innit bruv!

by southwalessniper November 24, 2009

Remneck

A cross between a remedial and a neck-ed.

1st man: look at that neck-ed tryin to get in the boot of his car!

2nd man: what a remneck!

by southwalessniper December 25, 2009