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Definitions by sophxxx

Johnny Depp 

An extremely talented actor who is one of the sexiest guys alive (Refer to Julian Casablancas) and makes it okay to lust after him for this exact reason. He isn't in it for the money or the fame, and enjoys attempting to make himself displeasing to the eye, which is impossible and in turn makes him even sexier. He adapted pirates to a modern context enjoyable for a range of audiences which makes him nothing short of a genius.
Johnny Depp is like a fine wine.
Johnny Depp by SophXxx August 13, 2006

Joe Le Taxi

Joe Le Taxi is a French pop song by Vanessa Paradis, long-term girlfriend of Johnny Depp. The song is frighteningly eerie at first, but once you listen to it a few times the occaisional "cha cha chas" grow on you and although you can not understand the lyrics, you become a slave to the hypnotic and rythmic sound of the saxaphone.
Last night i listened to "Joe Le Taxi" and enjoyed the saxaphone solo.
Joe Le Taxi by SophXxx August 13, 2006

vanessa Paradis 

Vanessa Paradis is a French pop singer, and even though she is actually not that good at what she does her songs, such as Joe Le Taxi, are sort of catchy and cute. She currently resides in France with sex symbol Johnny Depp, which puts her up there as one of the most envied celebrity spouses around (see Juliet Joslin). Vanessa and Johnny Have two children - Lily Rose and Jack.
I wish i were married to Johnny Depp like Vanessa Paradis.
vanessa Paradis by SophXxx August 13, 2006