Fred: Yo, Ted! I haven't seen Cheryl in ages. What the heck happened to her?
Ted: I don't know. She totally got into Warcraft and now she seems to have turned into a hermaphrogeek. I can't tell if she's still a girl or not.
Ted: I don't know. She totally got into Warcraft and now she seems to have turned into a hermaphrogeek. I can't tell if she's still a girl or not.
by Soon 2. B. Unemployed July 10, 2012
Noun. The sound a person makes while giving a great deep-throat blow-job and trying to say "Oh God, I love you.".
Dude, last night I was getting this great blow-job and when she looked up at me, all I could hear was "Ogallala". I didn't want to ask her what she said because she probably would've stopped sucking. I've never been to Nebraska.
by Soon 2. B. Unemployed July 09, 2012
While in the missionary position, placing a pillow underneath the hips of the one on the bottom. This raises the hips upward to create a more enjoyable and deeper penetration.
by soon 2. b. unemployed December 26, 2012
"Baby, that ride was awesome. It felt like you came a gallon. Be careful when you pull out so your dingle phlegm doesn't drop on the helper pillow."
by Soon 2. B. Unemployed January 07, 2013
Bill: Say, Mark, who's the new girl?
Mark: She's the new documentress.
Bill: Wow, I feel my pencil getting sharper already.
Mark: She's the new documentress.
Bill: Wow, I feel my pencil getting sharper already.
by Soon 2. B. Unemployed March 18, 2011
My mom said I'd grow hair on my palms if I kept polishing Yul Brenner's head, but I'm determined to wear that hair off.
by Soon 2. B. Unemployed March 18, 2011
A female contractor tasked with writing technical documentation for large software products who admittedly knows nothing about the software but insists upon asking an unending series of unnecessary questions and stands in your cube until you answer. Calling you at home on weekends is not out of bounds.
Bill: Hey, Mark, guess who called last night?
Mark: Let me guess, the documentrix.
Bill: Yeah, I almost interrupted my paddle whacking to answer the phone but I saw it was her number.
Mark: You couldn't finish after that, could you?
Bill: No. Pretty disappointing.
Mark: Let me guess, the documentrix.
Bill: Yeah, I almost interrupted my paddle whacking to answer the phone but I saw it was her number.
Mark: You couldn't finish after that, could you?
Bill: No. Pretty disappointing.
by Soon 2. B. Unemployed March 18, 2011