retinal sex

when one shoves his massive cock into a girls eye socket, causing it to bleed out as the man fills the girls eye socket with his cum.

Person1: i had retinal sex with her last night, she had to go to the hospital to get it fixed.

by some hackerman June 24, 2018

age

just a number

my girlfriend is 7 years old, but age is just a number.

by some hackerman June 23, 2018

computer nerd

someone, around 18-50, who knows what this means:

std::cout << "only l33t hax0r computer nerds will get this";

by some hackerman January 27, 2019

realism

pessimism

Someone: The future will be great.
Me: I believe in realism. What I don't believe is what you just said.

by some hackerman July 31, 2018

jail

just a room

Person1: dont shame me for liking children age is just a number
Person2: and jail is just a room :/

by some hackerman June 23, 2018

intelligence

something most people (probably including you) don't have

you has no intelligence

by some hackerman January 29, 2019