nummuch

nummuch equals nothing much

person 1: wassap
person 2: nummuch u

by snootch87 February 24, 2005

french fries

the absolute love of my life.

I eat french fries for all 3 meals of the day.

by snootch87 March 01, 2005

pax

russian way of saying peace. or latin. same shit. also a ghetto ass tv channel

person 1: hey i gtg. we'll talk later, kay? *muaHz*
person 2: k pax

by snootch87 March 08, 2005

gaids

pretty much self explanitory; gay-aids. so now there are three types of aids: regular aids, super aids, and gaids. oh, there's also the aids virus so i guess four. what a clean monkey-fucking world we live in!!!! ps. johnny did not make this up

Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words

fu urbandictionary. there's only one word to define this:

cyle.

by snootch87 March 08, 2005

f-

when someone says, does, or makes something so awful, you give them an f-

person 1: did you like the buscuit i baked for you?
person 2: *eats biscuit, vomits a little in mouth* wtf no, f-

person 1: LOL OMG why did the chicken cross the road????
person 2: wtf don't bother going on with that joke, f-

by snootch87 March 03, 2005

don't touch that, it's franks

melissa(the one with herpes) will never offer you a pillow to sleep on at night, a blanket when you're freezing, a coughdrop when you're coughing your lungs out, a can of coke, a paper cup of sink water, a plate to eat, a napkin to wipe your face, her toilet, lipgloss, a rubberband, shoes if you're barefoot and there's broken glass eveywhere, and she won't let you even sit on the couch or turn on the tv. why? because everything belongs to frank.

me: melissa, can i use your house phone?
melissa: wtf no. frank pays for that, tanya.
me: well, can you atleast give me a quarter so i can use a payphone?
melissa: a quarter? have you gone insane? how is frank going to pay his bus fare for work tomorrow?

by snootch87 March 08, 2005

mike crush

a "mike crush" is a type of crush you have on someone that is nice to you when they don't have to be. and all you can think about is sleeping with them to repay them for their kindness.

ex 1: oh that kid was so nice to me on my first day of work while everyone else didn't even notice that i was there! i think i'm starting to have a mike crush on him.

ex 2: i just dropped a dime and that guy just picked it up and handed it back to me. total mike crush.

by snootch87 January 10, 2008