smythe's definitions

imposter

A person who useing somone elses name, they are a fake.

That person thats not me thats using the name Smythe.

by Smythe November 30, 2003

Twiny-winy

Used to describe a man who has a small penis.

That guy's a twiny-winy... but he's not!!

by Smythe November 9, 2003

Monacle Man

Basically an old fashioned version of a pimp. Likes to wear monacles, bow ties and pocket watches. Fave item: top hat. Is ruffled.

That monacle man is a sleazy old pervert with a cane. Bet he lives in a castle with his trained waiter-duck.

by Smythe November 1, 2003

Schoolie

Some who has recently graduated (or other!) from highschool who goes on a drunken rampage with similar youths, usually in a Kombi stacked to the roof with slabs.

"Damn Schoolies...blew up my wheelie bin."

by Smythe November 1, 2003

Pilare

A good-for-nothing, snoopy, suspicious, over-protective, whinging, whining, do-good of a mother. Likes to cook casseroles and cheesecakes. Won't allow Froot Loops in the home.

Ya mum's such a frikken pilare. wish she'd lighten up a bit.

by Smythe November 1, 2003

Falcoon

Word to desribe bogan-like car "Falcon" designed (poorly) by Ford. Mainly used in Australia. Most commonly driven in get-aways by poor Australian peoples. Main structure fault: Everything, especially the home-made plywood spoiler.

My mum better not get a damn Falcoon, or she's outta the house!

by Smythe November 1, 2003

Fri ri

Asian slang for fried rice (a common Asian dish).

U li fri rie? (u like fried rice?)

by Smythe November 1, 2003