3 definitions by smokeajoint 42069

I'll fuck the pig and you hold it's ears

Taking charge in a job environment (fucking the pig) while you ask for minor assistant (holding the ears)

Fergus: I'll fuck the pig and you hold it's ears

by smokeajoint 42069 March 5, 2019

Shelf it!

Sticking drugs up your ass to smuggle them in prison

Oi mate, I need my shard next time you see Shazza ask her to shelf some shard so we can get high. So shelf it!

by smokeajoint 42069 May 2, 2020

Moose

A fat girl that you end up having sex with

My mate pulled this moose mate

by smokeajoint 42069 August 10, 2022