Definitions by smokeajoint 42069

Moose

A fat girl that you end up having sex with

My mate pulled this moose mate

Moose by smokeajoint 42069 August 10, 2022

Shelf it!

Sticking drugs up your ass to smuggle them in prison

Oi mate, I need my shard next time you see Shazza ask her to shelf some shard so we can get high. So shelf it!

Shelf it! by smokeajoint 42069 May 1, 2020

I'll fuck the pig and you hold it's ears 

Taking charge in a job environment (fucking the pig) while you ask for minor assistant (holding the ears)

Fergus: I'll fuck the pig and you hold it's ears

I'll fuck the pig and you hold it's ears by smokeajoint 42069 March 5, 2019