smjgJsbjgsm's definitions

beau fish

To go looking for love.

She went to the bar to beau fish for guys.

by smjgJsbjgsm October 27, 2018

afoxalypse

A fake event created by a news outlet to draw support to a candidate they support.

Fox news will soon be reporting on a caravan of migrants, or some other afoxalypse, to divert attention from the President's current scandal.

by smjgJsbjgsm July 12, 2019

MAGAgasm

An outburst of support or enthusiasm for a brutal dictator, especially an outburst relating to racism or xenophobia.

Wearing MAGA hats, the crowd burst into a MAGAgasm every time Trump attacked a woman of color.

by smjgJsbjgsm September 5, 2019

trumpty trumpty

A person whose life is a made up fairy tale, who will be destroyed when the truth is revealed.

When Mueller produces his next round of indictments, the world will see that the President is a trumpty trumpty, not a patriot or successful businessman.

by smjgJsbjgsm October 28, 2018

beauty bump

A baby bump (pregnancy-related belly expansion) of a beautiful woman.

Lauren Conrad is eight months pregnant and has a great beauty bump.

by smjgJsbjgsm June 15, 2017

hunk science

The science of what people consider sexy or attractive.

Advertisers choose their models after doing a lot of hunk science.

by smjgJsbjgsm September 5, 2018

teletrumpter

A screen or script that provides meaningless, trivial ideas.

The President, reading from a teletrumpter, did little to unify the country after the tragedy.

by smjgJsbjgsm October 29, 2018