Lamp

1. Something lights other things using artificial light.
2. Something you love.
3. A person that is "Just friends" (def. taken from the movie just friends.

1. Turn on the lamp, it's too dark!
2. I love lamp.
3. When in the 'friend zone', the person who you are just friends with loves you like a brother.... or a lamp....

by Smitty Joe December 08, 2005

jew beanie

That cool little hat that the Jews wear; stated in Mac Hall

Can i have one of your Jew Beanie's?!?!?!

NO

by Smitty Joe May 26, 2005

gignormantic

Something so fucking huge the only way to describe it is through combining 2 different words

Did you see that guys dick?

It was GIGNORMANTIC!

by Smitty Joe March 08, 2006

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