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<textarea>

A code that will fuck shit up on myspace. Basically if not ended with </textarea> it will put all coding from the rest of the frame into a little text box, and make all coding afterwords of it in raw form, so nobody can see it!

To do so, enter the coding into a comment, section, or anywhere where text can be submitted. Once you hit the submit button, copy all the coding from inside the text box, using 'select all'. Paste the copied coding into a bulletin and submit the bulletin. Everything will look screwy and just scroll down and you'll see the button that's supposed to be where you were supposed to post it! Click that and BAM!
Use <textarea> to:
1) Erase all previous comments
2) Erase sections of your myspace
3) Temporarily lock any forum
4) Show raw coding
by Smitty Joe March 8, 2006
mugGet the <textarea>mug.

jew beanie

That cool little hat that the Jews wear; stated in Mac Hall
Can i have one of your Jew Beanie's?!?!?!

NO
by Smitty Joe May 30, 2005
mugGet the jew beaniemug.

,!, (- . -) ,!,

Fuck you; the finger; face with fingers

Can be used with multiple faces.
n00b:dude teach me youre leet skills!

me: `,!,(-.-),!,
by Smitty Joe May 19, 2005
mugGet the ,!, (- . -) ,!,mug.

Infamous Shit Towel

In any home with white towels, there's always one with an unexplained streak of shit on it. Nobody admits to it, and nobody uses it, though it somehow makes it's way through the wash regularly until someone finally throws it away.
As I came out of the shower and grabbed my towel, I soon noticed I had made a grave error, for I had grabbed The Infamous Shit Towel.
by Smitty Joe August 10, 2006
mugGet the Infamous Shit Towelmug.

Pick up Chicks

A little known game played around the high school football stadiums. The purpose of the event is to get as much boobs, ass, pussy, tongue, or really anything sexual as possible.

Scores are tallied at the end and extra points are given to team players and sly maneuvers.

One can automatically win by getting laid at any time during the season, while on the stands surrounded by their friends.
Varsity game tomorrow. Let's play us some Pick up Chicks! Bring a blanket, this could get dirty.
by Smitty Joe August 11, 2006
mugGet the Pick up Chicksmug.

Lamp

1. Something lights other things using artificial light.
2. Something you love.
3. A person that is "Just friends" (def. taken from the movie just friends.
1. Turn on the lamp, it's too dark!
2. I love lamp.
3. When in the 'friend zone', the person who you are just friends with loves you like a brother.... or a lamp....
by Smitty Joe December 28, 2005
mugGet the Lampmug.

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