slacketstew's definitions

Temporal scavenger

Someone who wastes too much time on studying the personal histories of people they'll never meet to the point that it affects their existence.

Begone temporal scavenger dog, go lick someone else's clock floor!

by slacketstew October 21, 2019

Futurepoop

The way "you" will poop in the future.

1: How was the poop today?
2: Vegetable Man.
3: Futurepoop.

by slacketstew October 18, 2019

Daping

Vaping during the day?

1: Where's your family?
2: They've been daping since the morning.

by slacketstew July 30, 2019