Definitions by slacketstew

Temporal scavenger 

Someone who wastes too much time on studying the personal histories of people they'll never meet to the point that it affects their existence.

Begone temporal scavenger dog, go lick someone else's clock floor!

Temporal scavenger by slacketstew October 21, 2019

Futurepoop 

The way "you" will poop in the future.

1: How was the poop today?
2: Vegetable Man.
3: Futurepoop.

Futurepoop by slacketstew October 18, 2019

Daping 

Vaping during the day?

1: Where's your family?
2: They've been daping since the morning.

Daping by slacketstew July 30, 2019