skylarskank's definitions

Anna Nicole Smith

Although she was a troubled person, she is dead and should be treated with respect. You should always treat the dead with respect. It shows the big man upstairs you understand life. Now all you jerks who wrote terrible things about her can think about that.

Rest in peace Anna Nicole Smith

by skylarskank June 19, 2008

Fainting Couch

A one armed coach. The name "fainting couch" originated in the 1920's when women wore their corsets so tight that they would faint due to loss of oxygen to the brain

Loraine, move out of the way. I'm light headed. I need the fainting couch

by skylarskank August 3, 2008

pump pocket

another name for a vagina

He stuck his dick in her pump pocket

by skylarskank July 5, 2008

Pre-launch Touch Ups

After you get to the work place or school when you go to the bathroom in the morning to look at yourself in the mirror to make sure you look good

Courtney: What do we do everyday?

Marcy: Pre-launch Touch Ups?

by skylarskank September 28, 2008

Obliterate

to erase completely from your memory

His goal was to obliterate the memories

by skylarskank August 2, 2008

Cunt Rage

raging cunt bitch sent from hell! usually a friend you love to hate or a stepmom

Ehmagawd! Kemmy is being such a fucking cunt rage today!

by Skylarskank June 15, 2008