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prick factor

The motivating factor that drives men to do or not do something that they secretly abhor or dread. Failing to perform this duty will make you a prick, and the fallout will be worse than the actual sacrifice.

I was up against the prick factor, so I went ahead and took her to see "Sex and the City" even though it made me want to puke.

by skid mark vz June 28, 2008

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angry chimp

Throwing your own feces and something or someone. This requires an anger of such a magnitude that it actually reduces oneself to the mentality of a previous evolutionary state.

I hated that opening band so much that I actually pulled an angry chimp. It splattered on the bass player

by skid mark vz February 23, 2008

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elbows and assholes

The results of a violent, messy collision or mishap involving the entanglement of two or more persons

Around that last turn I ran into some snowboarder and it was elbows and assholes down the rest of the friggen mountain.

by skid mark vz September 17, 2007

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lime riki

When you cut a lime in half and a girl squeezes and wipes it all over your balls and choad, then licks it off. Note this is strictly for heterosexual couples. The homosexual version of this is called a "Lime Petey."

Dan: After a couple of kamakazes Jake's mom gave me a Lime Riki.

Steve: Is that why Jake keyed your car?

Dan: Probably.

by skid mark vz April 9, 2008

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faggot stomper

An enormous 4x4 full sized Ford truck jacked up on three foot tires; usually adorned with KC lites, a gun rack, confederate flags, or window decals of the "Git 'er Done" mentality. Most likely occupied by two or more loud mouthed, fat-necked, maloderous yahoos who whose only hope for getting any pussy involves peeking at their sister in the shower.

Check out that faggot stomper taking up two spaces at the McDonalds.

by skid mark vz October 16, 2007

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