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Definitions by skibiditoiletamongussussyballs

rockaholic 

a person who is addicted to shoving rocks in his anus
rockaholic go brr
the act of trying to give yourself a blowjob but your pp is so small that you have to pull your head down but accidentaly snap your neck and temporarily paralyze yourself and your mom comes in and you can do anything about it
"bro i frapped myself last night"
"rip"

youtube tryhard syndrome 

when a youtuber complains that everyone should watch their content for the sole reason that they spent 3 hours on it when they should have been sleeping instead of watching something that is decently funny or entertaining
bro most crappy youtubers have youtube tryhard syndrome
the thing you made when you were 9
yo check out my cool email”
“poopooballsack69skibidibuttfart420deeznutsfootlettuce@yahoo.com, really?”
“yeah bro such a cool email”

what a dumbass 

the thing you say when your scrolling though random definitions on the urban dictionary and you see some asshole

saying “why are you looking this up in the urban dictionary anyway? weirdo.”
human: sees a definition that includes “what are you doing looking up dick in here you dick!” what a dumbass *proceeds to airstrike the guys house*