Definitions by sirdefenition

dick 

you.

you are a dick.
get over it.

dick by sirdefenition April 8, 2017

Home Aloneing 

To beat someone up using various homemade traps, weapons, and tools.

Guy 1 - "Dude, someone keeps on home aloneing you?"
Guy 2 - "Yeah, it's so weird that anybody would really do that..."
Guy 1 - "I'm guessing it's just for some messed up prank"

Home Aloneing by sirdefenition April 6, 2017

xd 

xd lol xd lol xd lol xd lol xd lol

xd lol

xd by sirdefenition March 22, 2017

sex 

A sloppy act, in which a male private part inserts, and continuously thrusts itself into a male or female private part. This is done to entice a male or woman couple, or girlfriend. If someone is caught by someone else to do such a act, they will be looked down upon. It is illegal to do such a deed forcefully, and can even end the evil-doer in life in prison. If someone has never did this feat through their entire lifetime, they are considered a virgin. This is also looked down upon. Such a performance can be done orally, and with only women.

guy - "yo"
girl - "yo"
guy - "wanna sex?"
girl - "k"

sex by sirdefenition March 12, 2017