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penis

You must be stupid to search up penis on urban dictonary.
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LET ME STICK MY PENIS IN YO PENIS BRO
by sirdefenition April 8, 2017
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sex

A sloppy act, in which a male private part inserts, and continuously thrusts itself into a male or female private part. This is done to entice a male or woman couple, or girlfriend. If someone is caught by someone else to do such a act, they will be looked down upon. It is illegal to do such a deed forcefully, and can even end the evil-doer in life in prison. If someone has never did this feat through their entire lifetime, they are considered a virgin. This is also looked down upon. Such a performance can be done orally, and with only women.
guy - "yo"
girl - "yo"
guy - "wanna sex?"
girl - "k"
by sirdefenition March 12, 2017
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Tammy

The fucker that kill Birdperson!
FUCK YOU TAMMY
by sirdefenition June 26, 2017
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God

What Christians believe is in our hearts, floating above the clouds. The entity that has created life. The entity that has created love as we know it.

A deity that, once you really think about it, is an asshole.
Billions of living beings die every day. Then, they are instantly forgotten. What kind and loving god would do that?
by sirdefenition June 1, 2017
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