sir crank alot's definitions

batwing

When a girl grabs your ball sack with two hands and stretches your testicle skin thin like a bat wing. She then and covers her nose and mouth with the wing like appendage.

My girlfriend always likes to lick my balls but tonight she gave me a batwing and it felt great!

by sir crank alot December 17, 2019

Foaming mochachino

When a girl sucks out an anal creampie and proceeds to blow another guy with her mouth full of the shit stained cum leaving a bubbly brown coated shaft that looks like a mochachino

Man Jenny was a total slut with me and Joe last night. She left hot Foaming Mochachino on his dick and over her face.

by sir crank alot December 17, 2019

Splat-o-gram

When you take an explosive shit and the whole toilet bowl is splattered with pieces of feces including the underside of the seat. Can also leave you with Mexican asshole. Very common in gas stations or airport restrooms.

Man some asshole left quite the Splat-o-gram in the handicap shitter!

by sir crank alot December 16, 2018

Eskimo Popsicle

When a guy cums in a condom and then freezes it. Afterwards a female unrolls the condom and and sucks the cumsicle until it has melted in her mouth. It is usual followed by her swapping the cum with her male or female partner. (It does not have to be the same male that ejaculated in the original condom)

After dinner, Beth asked if I would like have an Eskimo Popsicle for desert.

by sir crank alot December 10, 2018

cold frosty one

Cumming in a girls mouth while drinking a cold beer. She then gargles the cum and spits the "Frosty bubbly cum" back on the head of your penis.Leaving a frosty foamy head.

My beer after work was good but the cold frosty one my wife gave me was better.

by sir crank alot December 9, 2018