Definitions by simon adams

plopo 

when a poo hits the water in a toilet, resulting in water splashing your buttocks. also known as backsplash.

SPLOOOOOOOOSHHH.
"errrrrrr that plopo was cold... and pooey"

plopo by simon adams October 15, 2003

Hpoo

the H is for heavey, it is a poo that sinks.

that Hpoo really hums.
my toilet has broken because that Hpoo was too heavey.
that Hpoo could have taken out a 3rd world country

Hpoo by simon adams October 15, 2003