sick mo'fo's definitions

Maine Pizza Roll

The act of shitting in someone else’s pants while they are still wearing them.

Yo, I gotta shit so I’m gonna give you a Maine pizza roll.

by sick mo'fo October 3, 2018

Stool Duel

A stool duel is when you’re fucking someone in the ass and you feel poop poking you back.

Hey man, I was fucking this girl in the ass last night and I felt poop poking me back on the dick. Rather than pull out I decided to fight the poop back in and have a stool duel!

by sick mo'fo May 15, 2022

Maine Hot Chocolate

When you jizz and shit diarrhea into a cup and serve it to someone.

Oh man! I had Taco Bell last night and I have bad diarrhea. I’m not going to waste this opportunity and jizz and shit in this cup and serve The Maine Hot Chocolate to Jackson.

by sick mo'fo November 10, 2018

Double Decker Blumpkin

When someone is doing an upper decker and the person on the lower decker is is giving head and takeing a shit at the same time.

I walked into two people doing a Double Decker Blumpkin in your bathroom.

by sick mo'fo December 9, 2012