shredded toe nails's definitions

Stringvesting

A wide string of useless investments

Person one:

Wow you have so many pairs of nail clippers in your refrigerator

Person two:
Correct! I have begun stringvesting in niche personal hygiene equipment such as nail clippers and nostriliser's

by shredded toe nails August 1, 2023

Nostriliser

These nose hair clipper machines used to trim your nose hairs back

Tony: "Oh cheesus christ I keep forgetting to tie my nostril hairs up bvefore i take a sip of my coffee and now my nostril hairs have crusted up from the dried out milk"

Tony's 18th wife: "I admire how you can put up with something so disgustingly annoying like that. Have you tried one of those nostriliser machines before? I've heard they also improve genital hydration and appearance of size"

Tony: I'm going to the shop!

by shredded toe nails August 1, 2023

suffersticated

When you suffer to a high degree of complexity in a sophisticated kind of way.

After a long hard frustrating day at work Steven decided to treat her self to about 13 glasses of red wine, even though earlier that day she had completely chopped every single one of her fingers off with a cheese greater. She is a delightfully suffersticated type of human (questionable) as she elegantly she cant even hold her glass of wine due to having no fingers, but at least she still gets to enjoy suffering in a sophisticated kind of way :)

by shredded toe nails March 2, 2024

Niderspan

When a human gets bitten by a spider and attains partial spider like traits such as the ability to climb walls spin and shoot spider web. Seek medical attention immediately if you notice any web type substance shooting or leaking out of you wrists next time you give the double horns. This is especially important if this is not usually normal for you or if you were not originally born a spider.

Husband .05:

Honey, since that spider bit me I've noticed that I've been turning into niderspan! watch this, GO WEB GO!

Wife 2.5:
Aw no! Im not here to fuck spiders, let me call you an ambulance brigade as soon as I can be bothered

Husband 3:

Well hold up id suck .05's toes can we just call them tomorrow?

Husband .05:

NIDERSPAN, NIDERSPAN, DOES WHAT EVER A NIDERSPAN CAN! WANT TO SUCK ON MY TOES? HUSBAND COME AND SUCK ON A MY TOES

Husband 3:
Word' Cum

Husband .05:
TOMATOES <3

by shredded toe nails August 9, 2023

Feelsten

Ultimately feeling what you are listening to for example you listen to music but you feel it so hard that you're more actively in the experience of feeling what that music is and the way that the music is played rather than just sound.

omg god that song was so good I have to feelsten to it again another 30 times

by shredded toe nails August 3, 2023

inspovation

when you're feeling un inspired and un motivated and you're seeking a certain level of dopamine to spark your motivation at the same time as feeling inspired

I really needed to poop but I didn't want to walk to the toilet, so I started flicking through the tv for some inspovation and saw an advertisement for free public transport today and in my excitement for catching public transport I caught the bus down to the train station and pooped in the station toilet. I'm so glad that I found some inspovation to poop

by shredded toe nails July 31, 2023

cheesiction

An addiction to cheese, unlike dick cheese this addiction is to regular cheese

john wick moderately skipped to the store to buy 5 packets of shredded cheese to feed his cheesiction

by shredded toe nails July 23, 2023