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Person 37: Bye mate, did you listen to that new song that I didn’t send you?
Person 26: no it’s so good, headphones weren’t enough so I had to put the song up my arse and now I’m hearing stars!
Person 37: oh wow really appreciate the honesty. Hey do you reckon you could send me a quick video of the stars in your ears?
Person 26: nah of course not, let me know what you think?
Person 37: I’m not listening to it now, it’s very srats gniees!
Person 26: oh wow really appreciate the honesty, hey do you reckon I could send you a quick picture of my ears, I’m thinking of getting metal legs!
Person 37: Oh wow really appreciate the photograph, but I think I’m going to have to pass, looks like it might rain later on so I might have to bump up the fuel prices.
Person 26: yeah all worries no good, I’ve got a load of washing on in the microwave anyway so hope you have a subpar day 💕💕
Person 37: oh wow really appreciate the thoughtfulness hope you also have a lovely subpar 24 hours to come.
Person 26: word’ cum!
Person 26: no it’s so good, headphones weren’t enough so I had to put the song up my arse and now I’m hearing stars!
Person 37: oh wow really appreciate the honesty. Hey do you reckon you could send me a quick video of the stars in your ears?
Person 26: nah of course not, let me know what you think?
Person 37: I’m not listening to it now, it’s very srats gniees!
Person 26: oh wow really appreciate the honesty, hey do you reckon I could send you a quick picture of my ears, I’m thinking of getting metal legs!
Person 37: Oh wow really appreciate the photograph, but I think I’m going to have to pass, looks like it might rain later on so I might have to bump up the fuel prices.
Person 26: yeah all worries no good, I’ve got a load of washing on in the microwave anyway so hope you have a subpar day 💕💕
Person 37: oh wow really appreciate the thoughtfulness hope you also have a lovely subpar 24 hours to come.
Person 26: word’ cum!
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Person 2: Word' cum
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I really needed to poop but I didn't want to walk to the toilet, so I started flicking through the tv for some inspovation and saw an advertisement for free public transport today and in my excitement for catching public transport I caught the bus down to the train station and pooped in the station toilet. I'm so glad that I found some inspovation to poop
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Person two:
Correct! I have begun stringvesting in niche personal hygiene equipment such as nail clippers and nostriliser's
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Person two:
Correct! I have begun stringvesting in niche personal hygiene equipment such as nail clippers and nostriliser's
by shredded toe nails August 1, 2023
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Tony's 18th wife: "I admire how you can put up with something so disgustingly annoying like that. Have you tried one of those nostriliser machines before? I've heard they also improve genital hydration and appearance of size"
Tony: I'm going to the shop!
Tony's 18th wife: "I admire how you can put up with something so disgustingly annoying like that. Have you tried one of those nostriliser machines before? I've heard they also improve genital hydration and appearance of size"
Tony: I'm going to the shop!
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