shorty's definitions

Fritz

An eater of paint chips, valve oil, and M&M's stuck in a mellophone for a season.

Molly and I: Fritz, those are paint chips.

Fritz: I know *hahahahaha*

by Shorty August 12, 2004

turtle

what elderly women call the coochie

"Look at lil Sussy, giving up her turtle to them fast lil boyz"

by Shorty May 13, 2005

jacked up

Overkill on some material things

Her nails are so jacked up with that jewlery and rhinestones

by shorty April 8, 2003

tons

A FAT ASS such a large piece of shit that cant fit through dorways

RYAN PACIFIC. man tons go kill your self

by SHORTY May 22, 2003

faggotron

One who is overwhelmingly annoying. Also see faggotron prime, faggotron big, and faggotron small.

I really wish that faggotron would shut his piehole.

by shorty February 3, 2003

sheekeedeekee

Something your grandma says to "compliment" something cute or ambigious

You don't want your grandma saying the shirt is "sheekeedeekee"...time to get a new wardrobe...

by shorty May 13, 2005

punanie

is anothe word for pussy

Yo this girl gave me some punanie last night and it was wack

by Shorty September 3, 2003