Definitions by short ass mf

common tate w

something that doesn’t exist

“common tate w” bro stfu andrew tate is never and will never right.

common tate w by short ass mf September 3, 2022

Market Basket 

One of the worst places to work as a teenager. Located in New England, employees deal with customers who order $500 worth of food, greedy old people, and screaming babies. You can't have piercings or dye your hair while working there too, and you wear the most ugly uniform known to man.

Bob: Hey, ready for work today at Market Basket?

Billie: Ugh, kms

Market Basket by short ass mf August 26, 2022

staring problem 

random people, normally old people, who stare at you in public for whatever reason

me: damn, this freak won’t stop glaring at me. I guess they have a staring problem.

staring problem by short ass mf July 13, 2022

dethongerate 

to go somewhere

dad: shall we dethongerate?

dethongerate by short ass mf May 31, 2021