shoeless joe's definitions

twisted method

talented crack rock music
skillful godly music, that landed them a record deal and on tour with ozzy osbourne straight from cape coma. not, i repeat, NOT nu metal

everybody from the front to back, get in the pit show me where your at!

by shoeless joe August 11, 2003

12 gauge

A measurement of size used for various things. The smaller the gauge the larger the object is. In the case of Shotgun bore size, 12 gauge is essentially .729 caliber (or fractions of an inch) in diameter.

"Have you ever fired a 1oz deer slug from a 12 gauge? Ouch that makes most guns feel like BB-guns after that." -Some guy that just tried 12 gauge slugs

by Shoeless Joe April 9, 2007

blunt

Marajuana rolled with cigar paper.

If you say "man that blunt was effective" i know youve never smoked weed you fucking nerd outcast so shut you poser face

by shoeless joe March 25, 2003

magic mushroom

they make you TRIP not get HIGH you fucking idiot

by shoeless joe March 24, 2003

web site

a place where people go

son fuck you

by shoeless joe July 15, 2003

pussy-whipped

enjoying the feeling of being controlled by your female companion. lives to please her

me ... sigh

by shoeless joe March 24, 2003

foot fuck

to stick a girls foot on your cock and rub it until orgasim

"i want you to cum on my feet"

by shoeless joe March 24, 2003