shoeless joe's definitions

twisted method

talented crack rock music
skillful godly music, that landed them a record deal and on tour with ozzy osbourne straight from cape coma. not, i repeat, NOT nu metal

everybody from the front to back, get in the pit show me where your at!

by shoeless joe August 11, 2003

12 gauge

A measurement of size used for various things. The smaller the gauge the larger the object is. In the case of Shotgun bore size, 12 gauge is essentially .729 caliber (or fractions of an inch) in diameter.

"Have you ever fired a 1oz deer slug from a 12 gauge? Ouch that makes most guns feel like BB-guns after that." -Some guy that just tried 12 gauge slugs

by Shoeless Joe April 9, 2007

du hast

you have

haast or hasst is hate.
in a rammstein song, many dumbasses think it's you hate which means they obviously dont know shit

du hast!

by shoeless joe September 2, 2003

web site

a place where people go

son fuck you

by shoeless joe July 15, 2003

rammstein

German INDUSTRIAL (not heavy metal danmit) band who rocks complete ass. named after an air show disaster, and their first song was by the same name

hier kommt die sonne

by shoeless joe April 29, 2004

tequila

look for "made in mexico" and somethin like 80 proof

one tequila two tequila three tequila floor
four teqla five six more

by shoeless joe July 15, 2003

pussy-whipped

enjoying the feeling of being controlled by your female companion. lives to please her

me ... sigh

by shoeless joe March 24, 2003