tequila

look for "made in mexico" and somethin like 80 proof

one tequila two tequila three tequila floor
four teqla five six more

by shoeless joe July 15, 2003

reefer

weed

"Dude pass arouynd the reefer you bogart. joo noob. Lets eat food"

anyone that says joo noob has never fuckin toked

by shoeless joe August 06, 2003

Woody

1. n An erect penis.
2. v To blow it on a girls face instantly.

Man we had no fun when she touched my woody, I immediatly pulled a woody.

by shoeless joe March 26, 2003

twisted method

talented crack rock music
skillful godly music, that landed them a record deal and on tour with ozzy osbourne straight from cape coma. not, i repeat, NOT nu metal

everybody from the front to back, get in the pit show me where your at!

by shoeless joe August 12, 2003

magic mushroom

they make you TRIP not get HIGH you fucking idiot

by shoeless joe March 25, 2003

hed

HED (PE) a talented rap/rock artist, who knows how to party.
(not for goth faggots who think all rap sucks)

shalala here it comes again
shalala here it comes again
what a crazy life
-hed pe

by shoeless joe August 19, 2003

car fucker

nGet's off by the feeling of his car. Is sexually aroused by cars.

Chris. Just chris.

by shoeless joe March 25, 2003