shoeless joe's definitions

12 gauge

A measurement of size used for various things. The smaller the gauge the larger the object is. In the case of Shotgun bore size, 12 gauge is essentially .729 caliber (or fractions of an inch) in diameter.

"Have you ever fired a 1oz deer slug from a 12 gauge? Ouch that makes most guns feel like BB-guns after that." -Some guy that just tried 12 gauge slugs

by Shoeless Joe April 9, 2007

rammstein

German INDUSTRIAL (not heavy metal danmit) band who rocks complete ass. named after an air show disaster, and their first song was by the same name

hier kommt die sonne

by shoeless joe April 29, 2004

car fucker

nGet's off by the feeling of his car. Is sexually aroused by cars.

Chris. Just chris.

by shoeless joe March 24, 2003

magic mushroom

they make you TRIP not get HIGH you fucking idiot

by shoeless joe March 24, 2003

pussy-whipped

enjoying the feeling of being controlled by your female companion. lives to please her

me ... sigh

by shoeless joe March 24, 2003

foot fuck

to stick a girls foot on your cock and rub it until orgasim

"i want you to cum on my feet"

by shoeless joe March 24, 2003

Woody

1. n An erect penis.
2. v To blow it on a girls face instantly.

Man we had no fun when she touched my woody, I immediatly pulled a woody.

by shoeless joe March 25, 2003