shoeless joe's definitions

twisted method

talented crack rock music
skillful godly music, that landed them a record deal and on tour with ozzy osbourne straight from cape coma. not, i repeat, NOT nu metal

everybody from the front to back, get in the pit show me where your at!

by shoeless joe August 11, 2003

12 gauge

A measurement of size used for various things. The smaller the gauge the larger the object is. In the case of Shotgun bore size, 12 gauge is essentially .729 caliber (or fractions of an inch) in diameter.

"Have you ever fired a 1oz deer slug from a 12 gauge? Ouch that makes most guns feel like BB-guns after that." -Some guy that just tried 12 gauge slugs

by Shoeless Joe April 9, 2007

Gangsta

1 someone from a gang
2 theyll fuck you up fast
3 slang for weed

1 what up gangsta
2 "gangstas suck. leet." blam blam "fuck"
3 no nerd no this site would know that shit tho

by shoeless joe June 9, 2003

blunt

Marajuana rolled with cigar paper.

If you say "man that blunt was effective" i know youve never smoked weed you fucking nerd outcast so shut you poser face

by shoeless joe March 25, 2003

magic mushroom

they make you TRIP not get HIGH you fucking idiot

by shoeless joe March 24, 2003

Woody

1. n An erect penis.
2. v To blow it on a girls face instantly.

Man we had no fun when she touched my woody, I immediatly pulled a woody.

by shoeless joe March 25, 2003

du hast

you have

haast or hasst is hate.
in a rammstein song, many dumbasses think it's you hate which means they obviously dont know shit

du hast!

by shoeless joe September 2, 2003