Definitions by shifty hobo

stork the baby 

When you wrap a baby up in a blanket and carry the blanket like a stork would in those cartoons.

Don’t wake him up. Just stork the baby and bring him to his crib.

stork the baby by shifty hobo April 2, 2019

Sailor’s Cannon 

After you cum inside a condom, blow it up like a balloon and pop it in you’re partners face.

i could not wait to get Debbie home and give her a sailor’s cannon after the office party.

Sailor’s Cannon by shifty hobo November 30, 2017

Sailor’s Cannon 

After you cum inside a condom, blow it up like a balloon and pop it in you’re partners face.

i could not wait to get Debbie home and give her a sailor’s cannon after the office party.

Sailor’s Cannon by shifty hobo November 30, 2017

airway

To arrive at a local event by any type of aircraft (helicopter, airplane) even though the destination is easily accessible by car, train, or even walking.

“You gonna take the train to the Barclays Center tonight?”
“Fuck that noise bro, I’m totally gonna airway myself there because i have disposable income”

airway by shifty hobo November 30, 2017