27 definitions by shelly bozdog

irregardless

Since "regardLESS" means "WITHOUT regard" (ie "no matter what"), then "IRregardless" must mean "WITH regard" (ie "if that's okay").

HUSBAND: I'm going bowling with the guys tonight.

WIFE: No you're not; it's my mother's birthday; we're taking her out to dinner tonight.

HUSBAND: Well, I'm going bowling IRREGARDLESS.

WIFE: No! You will do what I say, or you won't get any for a month!

HUSBAND: What should I wear?

by shelly bozdog December 21, 2006

Hanukwaristmas

The December holiday season, composed of Hunukkah, Kwaanza and Christmas.

"Hanukwaristmas" flows a lot better than some of those other mixed up names!

by shelly bozdog December 18, 2006

waffle stompers

Boots or shoes with big tread resembling a waffle iron.

"It looks like someone stomped the victim to death. It looks like the were wearing Mikey Waffle Stompers, men's size 11."

by shelly bozdog August 4, 2006

Mt. Vernon

Mountain Dew, Vernor's and #1. White Rum, or #2. Vodka.

I'd like some Cherry Pie ala mode and a Mt. Vernon please.

by shelly bozdog June 19, 2006

piece of pie

To remember how to spell PIECE, just think "Piece starts with the sord Pie, as in, I'll have a PIEce of PIE please".

Jack is always asking me for a piece of pie.

by shelly bozdog December 9, 2006

jeb bush it

"Jeb Bush it!" is an exclamation one yells out when one realizes that a contest has been rigged.

2000 Presidential Election ...

AL GORE: "Jeb Bush it!"

by shelly bozdog August 10, 2006

Bucking Broncko

The type of man that all true Cowgirls look for...

...A Bucking Broncko is a man who likes to have sex lying on his back while a cowgirl rides his pony.

by shelly bozdog November 21, 2006