Mijo

Mijo is a very cool guy and generally trusted by everyone around. He robs from the rich and wont give jack shyt to the poor. He has been confirmed to have a 9 1/2" penis and can bring pain to any female who accepts his offers of pleasure.

Warning!!! Some parts of this definition can be considered exhagerations. Or can they?

Mijo is one hung mofo!!

by Sheldon April 11, 2005

Dildo that slipped through the cracks

A total fuck head.

I'm not going to lie to you, this douchebag is the dildo that slipped through the cracks.

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

shitcan

To shotgun an alcoholic beverage.

Jenny decided to shotgun the beer.

by Sheldon March 26, 2005

I would

The standard answer to the question wouldya?
It signifies the fact that one would chuck it in the girl in question.

Cuttie - "Hey, Sheldon... Wouldya?"
Sheldon - "No man"
Cuttie - "I would"
Sheldon - "Dude, she's a total neen!!"

by Sheldon January 27, 2004

Wikedy Wiener

1 - Strong Sad
2 - O.Cdt. Curtis Roach (a.k.a. Crotch)

1 - "Hey Strong bad, isint there something you want to tell me?"

"Uhhh.. Yu're the Wikedy Wiener."


2 - "Crotch, you fuckshit, you are the Wikedy Wiener"

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

whippis

The act of attempting to lure young girls/boys into the back of your van to have sexual relations with.

"Hello little boy, would you like to come make a movie in the back of my van? I'll give you candy"

by Sheldon January 24, 2004