sheldon's definitions

Twist Butt

one who is a homosexual. Walks with a fruitful twist. Gay ass muthafucka

Marcus ol twist butt ass.

by Sheldon November 20, 2003

package blast

a forceful or an incapacitating strike (usually) to a man's crotch; can also be used to describe an unfortunate event that is just as painful. *AKA blast in the package

Even though the old man wanted to apologize for hitting Mike Tyson's car, Tyson was so angry that he gave the man a crisp package blast and walked away.

by Sheldon May 14, 2003

b-rod

A terme used to describe a female. Not quite derogotory, however, it implies a strong lack of respect.

That Angie b-rod is one raging fucktwat.

by Sheldon January 25, 2004

shunk

A fit,lean, often well muscled woman who is sexually attractive. A neologism derived from the combination of the words she + hunk.

The shunk on the street showed off her chiseled abs with a tummy bearing tank top.

by sheldon June 20, 2006

Cuttie

Some fucking neener.

Cuttie, you are a fucking neener.

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

Mijo

Mijo is a very cool guy and generally trusted by everyone around. He robs from the rich and wont give jack shyt to the poor. He has been confirmed to have a 9 1/2" penis and can bring pain to any female who accepts his offers of pleasure.

Warning!!! Some parts of this definition can be considered exhagerations. Or can they?

Mijo is one hung mofo!!

by Sheldon April 10, 2005