sheldon's definitions

shunk

A fit,lean, often well muscled woman who is sexually attractive. A neologism derived from the combination of the words she + hunk.

The shunk on the street showed off her chiseled abs with a tummy bearing tank top.

by sheldon September 1, 2008

Wikedy Wiener

1 - Strong Sad
2 - O.Cdt. Curtis Roach (a.k.a. Crotch)

1 - "Hey Strong bad, isint there something you want to tell me?"

"Uhhh.. Yu're the Wikedy Wiener."


2 - "Crotch, you fuckshit, you are the Wikedy Wiener"

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

I would

The standard answer to the question wouldya?
It signifies the fact that one would chuck it in the girl in question.

Cuttie - "Hey, Sheldon... Wouldya?"
Sheldon - "No man"
Cuttie - "I would"
Sheldon - "Dude, she's a total neen!!"

by Sheldon January 26, 2004

got it for a song

Got it cheap

The indian sold me his land for a song.

by Sheldon December 26, 2003

joke kick

A kick that isnt serious....its more like a joke......a joke kick

"It was a kick....a..a joke kick...."

by Sheldon January 27, 2004

internet boyfriend

A boyfriend that one keeps. The majority of interaction between the couple is done over MSN messenger.

See also internet girlfriend

Hey Matt, did you hear? Ang made me her internet boyfriend, and now she wants to inter-do me. With web-cams. By the way, can i borrow yours?

by Sheldon January 27, 2004

shut'er down

shut'er down

The only option when you over heat the rotator crank on the secondary hydro pin bypass drive gear rig assembly and fry the bushings on the reverse recoil adapter plates.

"well of course you had to shut'er down you fucktwat. What other option did u have Earl? NON!! So GUN IT!!"

by Sheldon January 27, 2004