Definitions by sheldon

Cuttie 

Some fucking neener.

Cuttie, you are a fucking neener.

Cuttie by Sheldon January 24, 2004

Dildo that slipped through the cracks 

A total fuck head.

I'm not going to lie to you, this douchebag is the dildo that slipped through the cracks.

Dildo that slipped through the cracks by Sheldon January 24, 2004

neener 

A person who tries to pick up a neen.

She was twelve!? Man, like that neener tried to pick her up.

neener by Sheldon January 24, 2004

Wikedy Wiener 

1 - Strong Sad
2 - O.Cdt. Curtis Roach (a.k.a. Crotch)

1 - "Hey Strong bad, isint there something you want to tell me?"

"Uhhh.. Yu're the Wikedy Wiener."


2 - "Crotch, you fuckshit, you are the Wikedy Wiener"

Wikedy Wiener by Sheldon January 24, 2004

Jokes 

Something funny or awesome.

Like Cuttie has a fuckin' hawk, thats jokes man.

Jokes by Sheldon January 24, 2004

whippis 

The act of attempting to lure young girls/boys into the back of your van to have sexual relations with.

"Hello little boy, would you like to come make a movie in the back of my van? I'll give you candy"

whippis by Sheldon January 24, 2004

Dewit's First Law of Cubic Female Dynamics 

see also Cubic Female Dynamics

If you sleep with one girl in one night, you can stop. However, if you sleep with two girls, you must sleep with three girls. Due to the difficulty of the task, and the possibility of alcohol, the third girl can be an utter sea donkey.

"Thats like scoring the first goal of the game late in the second period, then, getting the go-ahead-goal with 7 minutes left in the third, and then your last goal is an empty netter with 20 secoinds left, its garbage, but you need the stats."

Dewit's First Law of Cubic Female Dynamics by Sheldon January 24, 2004