sheila in the car's definitions

Nunderwear

The antithesis of lingerie. Purely functional bra and underpants which send a

clear signal there will be "nun" of this and "nun" of that....

Sally's mother was forever purchasing nunderwear for her.

by sheila in the car May 16, 2013

yo-yo dieting

non medical term to describe the act of taking off weight and putting it right back on only to begin the cycle once again....

At the funeral home Carl's friends were overheard remarking that, instead of engaging in yo-yo dieting,he should have just picked a weight and stayed with it.....

by sheila in the car June 21, 2009

boastagram

those offensive,gag inducing and "unreadable" seasonal letters sent out to tell the world how great you and your family are doing

Unfortunately, every Christmas my uncle sends us a boastagram with the latest on his kid's successes

by sheila in the car October 31, 2008

letter "C"

oft-used term on Sesame Street now used to describe a hunched over elderly person

Having assumed the position with her walker, my Aunt Sally walked into the casino as the letter "C"

by sheila in the car July 19, 2010

slothmachine

disparaging term used by the very real or

" manly "gamblers at a casino ,who prefer gaming which involves skill,difficulty and great risk ,to describe that of the lowest and laziest form of gambling known as the slotmachine.

It took the casino manager and the rest of my family three days to notice my Aunt Vera had actually passed away while hanging on to the arm of the slothmachine.

by sheila in the car April 16, 2010

satan's urine

white wine

After drinking a boatload of satan's urine Sally engaged in a drink and dial .

by sheila in the car May 17, 2009

captain bringdown

pejorative term used to best describe the guy at the party who kills the mood with a depressing story

The soiree quickly went south when Carl ,aka "captain bringdown",
mentioned his
puppy died.
See "Debbie Downer"

by sheila in the car June 9, 2009