business finger

descriptive term for the ever popular middle finger,the finger most favored by those flipping the bird and amateur gynecologists alike...

Paul was known to make use of his business finger when a car cut him off on the highway....

by sheila in the car January 23, 2010

prom zit

Regardless of age ,race or creed,the pimple you can pretty much bank on heading in your direction before any of life's major events.Not suprisingly,the size of said pimple being in direct correlation to the personal importance of the pending event.

Just days before his appearance on TV, Paul's worse fears were realized with the advent of a prom zit .

by sheila in the car February 07, 2010

out of the big bed

term which aptly describes the status of a husband who is in mondo big trouble with the misses ....

(see David Letterman, Sen. John Edwards)

After three days of observing him awaken for work from his office couch, the entire office knew Paul was officially out of the big bed....

by sheila in the car October 06, 2009

eat,drink,fart

term which rivals "eat,pray,love" and is used to aptly describe a man's journey of discovery and quest for personal fulfillment........

The sequel to "eat,pray love" dealing with man's similar introspective journey for contentment is to be called eat,drink,fart.

by sheila in the car August 12, 2010

scoop du jour

Scoop of the day...a take off on the oft seen menu term "soup du jour "

For the scoop du jour and all the latest photos of celebrities one just has to get on social media

by sheila in the car March 01, 2018

I Phelta Thi

Just one of many campus fraternities for horndogs...

Carl and Paul were both proud members of I Phelta Thi.

by sheila in the car January 11, 2012

Sit and shvitz

Incorporating the Yiddish term for sweat, this phrase refers to
the use of a sauna

After he finished working out at the health club,Eric
opted for a sit and shvitz...

by sheila in the car June 18, 2013