113 definitions by sheila in the car

PTSB

Post Traumatic Super Bowl

PTSB is the catch-all term for medical conditions suffered on Monday by the losing team & fans

by sheila in the car February 2, 2018

fraidy bum

the technical term for the inability to release when ready in a foreign bathroom facility

Tragically he was forced to cut short his vacation on account of fraidy bum.

by sheila in the car March 24, 2008

Nanasecond

The time it takes your grandmother to criticize you.

It took my Nana a Nanasecond to tell me I should be married by now.

by sheila in the car December 23, 2018

St. Bernard

term for the guy who brings the booze to the party......

Paul was the designated St. Bernard for the Super Bowl party.

by sheila in the car January 1, 2011

yo-yo dieting

non medical term to describe the act of taking off weight and putting it right back on only to begin the cycle once again....

At the funeral home Carl's friends were overheard remarking that, instead of engaging in yo-yo dieting,he should have just picked a weight and stayed with it.....

by sheila in the car June 21, 2009

short ones

term for young children

Carl had to leave work early in order to get to the elementary school in time to pick up his short ones....

by sheila in the car July 13, 2011

Wyatt AARP

Clint Eastwood's next movie portrayal....

After his speech at the Republican convention, Clint Eastwood was tapped to play Wyatt AARP.

by sheila in the car September 2, 2012