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Definitions by sheila in the car

Heave ho ho ho 

Noun. As in to get or receive, it is the removal of someone from your life or getting fired just at Christmas time...
Sally knew Christmas was the season of giving so she finally decided to give her boyfriend Paul the heave ho ho ho.

Wyatt AARP 

Clint Eastwood's next movie portrayal....
After his speech at the Republican convention, Clint Eastwood was tapped to play Wyatt AARP.
Wyatt AARP by sheila in the car September 2, 2012

Amni-idiotic fluid

The uterine fluid which supports a fetus within the womb of an absolute moron mother to be...

See Snooki
It was a safe bet any spawn coming from her amni-idiotic fluid

would not be a rocket scientist.

Boyfriend hair 

Way too long hair on a girl worn only because her boyfriend likes it ....
Even though she would look better with a chic short haircut,Sally kept her boyfriend hair to keep Steve happy.
Boyfriend hair by sheila in the car February 11, 2012

Fame name 

The God-awful, ridiculously over the top first name given to the unsuspecting spawn of an ego maniacal,attention grabbing celebrity parent or parents.
Would be fair to say Frank Zappa's child, Moon Unit, was given a fame name .

Hall of " fame names"......Blue Ivy Carter,Apple Martin, Rumor and Scout Willis,Eunice Kennedy
Fame name by sheila in the car January 12, 2012

I Phelta Thi 

Just one of many campus fraternities for horndogs...
Carl and Paul were both proud members of I Phelta Thi.
I Phelta Thi by sheila in the car January 12, 2012

Res judicootie 

Finding its origin in the legal term res judicata (meaning forever barred) ,res judicootie references one's successful treatment of head lice or nits, fleas and the like....
Following two weeks of torturous treatment,little Sally was hoping to declare res judicootie on her case of head lice.
Res judicootie by sheila in the car December 28, 2011