the full morty

Derived from the now familiar English term "the full monty" which references a man's full nakedness , "the full morty" best describes the well too familiar look of any man who is fully clothed in a velour or nylon jogging suit...

When Jerry visited his father at his Boca Raton condo, he noticed his father had adopted "the full morty " look....

by sheila in the car November 06, 2011

mongojerry

abnormal

Every summer we have to go visit my mongojerry cousins in Kansas

by sheila in the car November 01, 2008

rib wood

term to describe the quasi- sexual stirrings a man experiences upon smelling slow cooked ribs

Kevin and Charlie entered the flagrant kitchen,smelled the slow cooked ribs, and immediately sprung rib wood.

by sheila in the car July 04, 2009

poo and a do

A shampoo and a hair do/ hair cut..

Sally looked at her hair in the mirror and knew it was time for

a poo and a do.

by sheila in the car June 17, 2013

homeboozed

Having a parent or parents who would rather you and your friends drink under their roof than outside the home where they can't supervise you or join in....

By the time he arrived at college Paul already had two years of being homeboozed.

by sheila in the car March 31, 2009

Fool Chain

Not to be confused with Mother Nature's caste system known as the Food Chain...This term is used for the hierarchy or strata that best describes the level of an idiot, a fool .
The bigger the idiot the higher up the Fool Chain.

Licking a toilet seat on camera and posting the picture puts Dan higher up the Fool Chain.

by sheila in the car March 28, 2020

fraidy bum

the technical term for the inability to release when ready in a foreign bathroom facility

Tragically he was forced to cut short his vacation on account of fraidy bum.

by sheila in the car March 24, 2008