Moourns

a word used by a farbod thats extremely faggish.

Michael Jordan says "moourn."

by shaft March 29, 2004

Jello

a word standing for totally sweet, awesome, nasty, hot, super, etc. Scott is the king of jello and defines it however he wants. Emily is Queen and has no control over the word.

Scott is more jello than Emily

by shaft February 19, 2005

cockjockey

a term used for men who arent really gay but like taking it up the ass continually. either from an overbearing girlfriend or a bullying boss. has no self esteem or penis.

chico man, why'd you let that bitch talk to you like that? you a cockjockey man?

by shaft March 19, 2003

Tater

The female genitalia

Hey baby, lemmee see yo' tater

by Shaft August 06, 2003

hockey puck

To "hockey puck" someone is to pee in the bottom of a coffee can or other cylinder and then freeze it and slide the frozen piss disc underneath their door so that they are welcomed by a puddle of urine.

We hockey pucked Jordan twice last night. He's such a dick.

by Shaft March 28, 2005

bologne pony

euphimism for penis. used with the adj. ride or chew.

oaoww yeah...ride the bologne pony baby

by shaft March 19, 2003

managerie

An herbal bath.

Guys, I have to go. It's time for my managerie.

by Shaft August 06, 2003