to get your asshole cummed and pissed on with a little bit of poo mixed in; looks like old bacon grease left in the frying pan
by shady character February 10, 2007

by shady character February 10, 2007

when sitting on the can you really have to push hard to get that turd out. when you make that intial push you make a heph sound and at the end of the push you have your loaf. hense the name hephaloaf.
Dude, "man last night i had a real hephaloaf to deal with."
psychologist, "i hate when i get those."
psychologist, "i hate when i get those."
by shady character January 29, 2008

by shady character February 10, 2007

by shady character February 10, 2007

by shady character February 10, 2007
