Definitions by sh4llow_

Post-nut clarity

The feeling that enters upon those once they've finished ejaculating, their body has calmed down, and their mind clears up from their desires. Sometimes, a state of regret, discipline, and/or wisdom come upon one who's finished ejaculating. Due to its definition, the phrase can also be used as a simpler way of saying that someone regrets what they've done after doing it. This includes but is not limited to sexual contexts.

I just got crazy post-nut clarity. I feel like I gotta lock in.

I got post-nut clarity after being intimate with (someone).

Post-nut clarity by sh4llow_ September 11, 2026

Chopped

Ugly or sub-average looks. Can also describe specific styles or pieces of clothing.

Do you see how chopped that girl is?

Why did you get a buzz-cut? You look so chopped with that.

Chopped by sh4llow_ September 11, 2026

BK

An acronym for Before-Kirk, marking the year of death (2025) that Charlie Kirk passed. This style of dating recreates the vintage BC (Before Christ) or AD (After Death).

Bro, can you believe 2016 was 10 BK?

BK by sh4llow_ September 11, 2026