2 definitions by sgt boosty
a roommate who hinders more than helps. he does things like eat your food, use your computer to myspace slutfish, use your car to get to work, forget to tell you hes on the run, and things of that nature. in return he pays his rent late and usually in payments, doesnt buy groceries, and cockblocks at bars by telling girls about his "hard cock". sadly much like an anchor of a boat, it slows you down, brings you down, and you cant seem to detach from it.
i dont know what fucked me more, joe not paying his rent on time, or his constant "laying the pipe" jokes in front of girls that only one of us could pull to begin with. he is like sailing with a dropped anchor
by sgt boosty May 5, 2010
a person who is so lazy and ignorant that fucking co workers over is second nature. either because he is disliked by coworkers, miserable in life, or both. some believe fucking other people over actually makes the buddy fucker feel more complete as a person even if the rest of their life is a total waste.
GUY 1: man, he wrote up that work order again, and he wrote in it that it wasnt done right to begin with just to fuck us with the higher ups.
GUY 2: man what a miserable, faggot, lowlife, buddy fucker!
GUY 2: man what a miserable, faggot, lowlife, buddy fucker!
by sgt boosty May 4, 2010