Definitions by sexx cauldron

mastursleat 

(v.) to masturbate, sleep, and eat all at once.

Dan was so tired, hungry, and horny after leaving cs lab, he said to mark, "i'm going home to mastursleat"

I caught Dan mastursleating when I found him in his bed with a steak sandwich and redtube on his laptop.

mastursleat by sexx cauldron September 25, 2009