A young woman who very much resembles a 90 year old and has let herself get sucked into the media along with everyone else.
Lindsay Lohan reminds me of my great grandmother.
A live-journal type website that people use to complain about their pathetic lives.
It was once popular, until myspace took over, where they could not only complain about their lives, but also put pictures up of them being "depressed" and "emo" because their lives "suck."
Like OMG!!!!! My life suxz soo much!!111 My 'rents wont let me go 2 teh movie with Josh!!11!!1 I just wanna die! No one understands me!! blah blah blah blah.............
The three words that boys use to get into a girl's pants.
Boy: I love you.
Girl: Aww I love you too!
Boy: Can we have sex now?!?!?
What you do when your wife's not looking.
The dip was just so creamy and delicious that Tom just had to double dip when his wife looked away.
The reason people become very, very afraid of spiders.
Kid: Yeah I had a bad trip on shrooms once..and I will never go near a spider again...