3 definitions by secreteeeeeeeeeeeehuman

Where do I start first lets talk about her sarcasm, every single word is sarcastic like thats the only thing she knows how to do tbh she is really good at it. Anyways she needs to stop because sarcasm is lying and anum isn't a lier. or so she claims. Secondly, lets talk about her obsession with English teachers and her need to shower with them, inappropriate much. overall anum is rude and annoying but don't worry I am still her friend. ohhhhh and I nearly forgot she says sureeeeeee way too much I get your being sarcastic but sarcasm is lying.
random human: wow that girl is rudeee she must hang around anum

random human: anum is really rude today

anum: sureeeeeee
by secreteeeeeeeeeeeehuman July 24, 2020
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Hey,
It’s me.
I’m writing this cause I want to talk to you, talk to me. Talk to myself. So here I am. Writing on urban dictionary. So tell me.
How do I get over regrets? You see I could wish I never lied and just told the truth, but how do you tell the truth when the truth is worse then the lie. In a situation like that I should have just not said anything. I should have not gotten anyone involved. I don’t know why I did. I think about it from time to time. I think I was just alone.
But here I am alone again. I have all these friends but no one really knows me.

I want to be an open book, maybe I can’t be now but one day I might just be. It’s the only thing that keeps me going I’m just scared, scared if I’m wrong.

I don't always feel like this, I distract myself with going out with friends, working, going shopping, studying but I can’t always distract myself cause sometimes I just run out of things to do.
Thank you.
Salma: Ik I got this but I just need to get my life together, and move out. Then I will be finally content.
by secreteeeeeeeeeeeehuman August 10, 2022
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Grammar, the word itself is spelled so weird and ugly. The letters that make up the word just don’t go together. I don’t know who choose the spelling but whoever did should have consulted with me first because I have something revolutionary. Gram-R. I know no need to thank me. I’m a genius what can I say. Oh and I nearly forgot the meaning, well basically it’s something useless. I guess you could put it as a set of rules. The rules of grammar explain what different kinds of words do and how they work together. It’s like a team where each team member plays an important role to make everything run smoothly.
Gram-R doesn’t need an example because my definition was too good
by secreteeeeeeeeeeeehuman November 16, 2021
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