breach the hull

to push one's digit through inferior quality paper when wiping one's arse.
"day 82, the men are gettin restless, squables are beginning and tempers are short. John Norton handed out the ships biscuits, but Mr Christian refused to eat, accuasing him of breaching the hull and not washing his hands" (from the log book of HMS Bounty, 1764)
by sean February 07, 2005
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pissfunny

That guy tom he thinks he is pissfunny
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knocking boots

i was knocking boots with your mom
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duce

To take a fat shit. Drop a number 2. To Drop the Cosby Kids off at the swiming hole.
I have to go take a duce before it comes out in my pants.
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lightpost

A post that holds a light.
The lightpost assaulted me in the streets!
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bubba sparxx

You must not like him much if you cant even spell his name correctly
SPARXXX is the correct way
by Sean January 26, 2004
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