scut monkey's definitions
(n) male sex organ which has become deformed into a shape resembling that of a saxaphone due to habitually jerking off.
by scut monkey August 11, 2009
Get the saxaphone penismug. Uto: Hey Nanookie, what do you say we lick each others genitals for an hour and then go out for some drinks at a klondike bar? Nanookie: Ok, but first help me skin this seal so I can feast on its entrails, yumma yumma.
by scut monkey August 8, 2009
Get the klondike barmug. (n) notorious Nazi concentration camp during World War II for long bodied, short legged dogs who repetedly would shit on the floor and chew up their owners jackboots right before a big invasion.
"Adolf, if you shit on the divan and gnaw on those boots one more time I swear to God I'll send your ass off to Dauchsundau."
by scut monkey August 10, 2009
Get the Dauchsundaumug. (n) a person who gives the 325th listed definition of fucktard on Urban Dictionary as someone "far beyond a dumbass" and "braindead" and then, in the same definition, gives an incorrect spelling for the word ridiculously.
dr. rob can officially be considered the "Lord of the Fucktards" (opening soon at a theater near you).
by scut monkey August 11, 2009
Get the fucktardmug. Jefferson scored a fitty aight on his I.Q. test but thanks to affirmative action still got into Harvard.
by scut monkey August 8, 2009
Get the aightmug. 1. (n). a malicious crap taken into the top of a carved pumpkin on Halloween.
2. (n). If the above pumpkin is then used in making certain baked goods it is referred to as a "dumpkin pie".
2. (n). If the above pumpkin is then used in making certain baked goods it is referred to as a "dumpkin pie".
Last halloween John took a dumpkin in Janes Jack-O-Lantern to pay her back for being such a bitch, but she found out and baked him a dumpkin pie.
by scut monkey August 8, 2009
Get the dumpkinmug. (v.) to poo
by scut monkey August 8, 2009
Get the drop mr. brown off at the poolmug.